unable to view this email
Every couple days I get an email from some group because I found my way onto their mailing list. The message body: “Our system has detected that your e-mail reader does not support HTML and you are therefore unable to view the content of this e-mail.” Thanks for trying, maybe? Really, the message just infuriates me far more than typical content free text emails because I know your system hasn’t detected shit. Maybe you should upgrade to a system that detects I don’t want your email.